Happy 2012, everyone! Nick and Nicole are back with talk of their new years resolutions, including Nick's intentions to release the next big rap hit. Plus: a story of the most uncomfortable haircut banter ever, and all of the year end "best of" lists we made. Topics discussed: GuyGirlPodcastDotCom.website, jazz cigarettes, naughty ponies, Shaving Magazine, and more!

We hope you all love this, the final episode of Nick and Nicole: Epic Bros for the year 2012. Jeff Lyons of Usedwigs.com joins us to discuss creative ways to burn up your remaining sick days and musicals that will never be. Plus, Nick's adventures with Thunderbird Wine, and Nicole's fresh new rap beat, "Christmas Whippits." So please, crack open a delicious Miller-Coors product and help us close out '11 in style!

On this, the first day of Christmas, your true loves (us) give to you: The weirdest holiday time podcast ever. Don't believe it? Just try and tolerate this week's interstitial music. Nick has prepared a musical tribute to our good friends Trevor and Jason Ramblin': The Podcast, who shocked the world this week by announcing their hiatus. And that cynical ol' Nicole is highly suspicious of the contents of this week's listener mail bag. Topics discussed: Dr. Scholl's orthopedic hammock, Wendy the Witch, Nick's out of control ego and Christmas Whippits. Happy first day of Christmas!

This week we're joined by Pat Sievert and Jeremiah Tear of the Walk it Off Podcast for what will surely go down as an historic Game of 1,000 voices. If you ever wanted to know what George Burns and Ringo Starr thought about the Nintendo Entertainment system, prepare to have your mind blown. The feud between Nick and Jeremiah is heating up, making it seem likely a third party moderator with a cool moustache and a series of books compiling complete world knowledge may have to step in. Topics discussed: The cheese burger of equality, when Urkle met Gladstone, Pod Pappy & Unkie iTunes, math jokes and more!

Much like an episode of 24, we only had one hour to get things done this week. Also like 24, you'll probably find this to be completely unbearable. Actually, in the words of Nick (that's me!) this is one of our better episodes in a while. Won't you join us as we try to get sued by puppets, pitch a movie called "All the Porn Ever, At Once," creep out a listener in Phoenix and sing the song of Jason Swordhand? Won't you please?

Don't let the fact that it's Thanksgiving fool you. We have plenty to whine about this week. Plus, we spend the first third of the episode trying to solve the Skyrim vs. Twilight debate that has plagued this nation for years. Topics discussed: Round n rounds, real life Dilbert cartoons, America's Wettest Water Park & Jamblemin Swordhand of Many Battles. Have a nasty-ass Thanksgiving, everyone!

Ever wonder what a podcast would sound like if the hosts had been off for a week and forgot to plan a show? And what would happen if one of the hosts had only been awake for 20 minutes before recording started? These questions and more will be answered on this week's Nick and Nicole: Epic Bros (AKA: The episode we probably shouldn't have released). Topics discussed: ManHuntForLove.com, good lookin' daddies, Butthead McFartface's Land of Ceramics, Skyrimming, rust disease, and more! We hope you enjoy it! You probably won't enjoy it...

Live from a car in Houston, Texas: Nick and his dad drive around, trying to figure out why Nick turned out the way that he did.

Here it is! The first of our vacation minisodes. Nicole visits with her lovely mother and plays the New Fall TV Game and Game of 1,000 voices. Enjoy, and look for more minisodes in the next few days!

We're on vacation next week, but we've produced a super sized episode to hold you over until then. This week's episode has all sorts of special guests: Shannon Dapper of the Scene Break Podcast, Henry Kissenger... Ok, so only two special guests. But that's more special guests than you had on your podcast this week. Topics discussed: Our areas of influence, pizza weddings, books (AKA: those things with words in 'em), and the end of the podcast? See you in two weeks (maybe)!